Bigfoot Research Kit
Serious Sasquatch Business
For the person who treats cryptids with the seriousness normally reserved for tax paperwork. Bring a field notebook.
Why we like this gift.
A decorated field kit gives a cryptid enthusiast a reason to turn a walk into a very small investigation. We like the shared commitment to the premise: consulting a journal about an unexplained rustle is considerably funnier when both people are in on it. This is preference-led gifting for someone who already enjoys Bigfoot lore. Sasquatch need not attend; his scheduling remains notoriously unreliable.
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The right kind of occasion.
An outdoor first date, museum visit, or relaxed walk with someone whose enthusiasm for cryptids is already an established fact.
Make it a moment.
Choose a harmless mystery, such as an oddly shaped fallen leaf, and investigate for five minutes. Observe without disturbing wildlife or leaving evidence flags behind; an inconclusive report is entirely acceptable.
Try this opening line
“I thought we should establish whether this date has any unexplained phenomena.”
Before you buy.
Check the current contents and packaging. The manufacturer includes specimen bags, which may not be everyone’s joke; skip collecting anything unpleasant. Bring it only if you know they enjoy cryptids.
Our take, in our words.
By the Dating Gifts editors. Original editorial commentary on a gift idea, not a hands-on product review. Check the exact product and its suitability before buying. Read our selection standards.